iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via hatelyn)

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

(via larryunicorn)

ibleedtheatre:

fangirlingwithhazza:

myversionofperfect:

hyliam:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

the faster you go the faster the wifi

Now that’s motivation

(via michael-k0rs)

favorite bands/singers

• relient k
• jimmy eat world
• boys like girls
• ballyhoo!
• the all-american rejects
• augustana
• blink-182
• bush
• the cab
• we the kings
• third eye blind
• the summer set
• rebelution
• ((((((one direction)))))) shhh it’s a guilty pleasure
• pasadena
• paper route
• onerepublic
• the offspring
• new found glory
• coldplay
• the downtown fiction
• ed sheeran
• the fray
• imagine dragons
• mayday parade
• mumford & sons
• of monsters and men
• t swizzle (another guilty pleasure sorry)